No comprende

There are some things in life I just don't understand.

1. Let's talk warehouse sales. It starts at ten, you get up at 8 and you're at the queue at 9. You know you're not going to be the first....there are hundreds of others who are more willing to sacrifice their previous sleep just to be right in the font queue! And when you reach there, you were right. Well maybe you were a little bit earlier than the rest of the city, so the door will be just out of reach from where you're standing. The clock ticks closer to ten, the crowd gets bigger. You aren't paying any attention cause you're playing worms on your phone with your friend. Then you look up at the crowd, and suddenly, there's another line forming over on the other side of the entrance. Geez. You think "the ushers/whoever-you-call-them better let us in first if not I'm gonna screw them around!". Five to ten, you realise your comfort space has been invaded by the ten children (or so you thought & didn't notice) of the lady standing in front of you. Oh fine, what's the big deal, I'll still get in after her anyway. Clock strikes 10, no sign of door movement. People fidgeting around, sticking their legs out the queue, making stupid sounds. Oh wait, what was that....was that the door hinges opening?? YES! The next second........*WHAM!* Some idiot slams into you from behind. wtf????? You think that just because you push from the back it'll make me go faster??? I mean do you bang into the car in front of you when you see the lights turn greeen????????

perhaps i'm being hypocritical. moving on...

2. Door + walls + nowhere else to go = door is the only exit/entrance. HOW difficult is that to comprehend? Why do you have to stand in the doorway to catch up with someone you see EVERYDAY in the office? Go build your own doorway.

3. Scene A:
Miri
You're asleep, the sun's shining right in at your face - 6.59am
Get up, shower, dilly-dally around the house, finally get dressed for breakfast - 7.25am
Reach breakfast place - 7.30am
Finish breakfast, after a long chat, puff of ciggy, go circle around town - 7.59am
(Sigh, still so early)
Go back home, watch an episode of The Nanny, decides that it's just too boring to stay in. Grab the car keys, go out for a drive. Drives all the way out to the beach, take a walk, get bitten by sandflies (those vicious little things!) - 9.01am
Next stop to the mall, hunts for DVDs worth buying, reaches there, watches quarter of the Transformer movie, grabs a couple of stuff - 9.56am
(damn, it's no point)
Goes home, spends the whole day glued to Astro.....

Scene B:
KL
You're asleep, the sun's shining in on your face. That's when you know you're totally screwed - 10am
Tosses out of bed, brush teeth (no time to shower), run for the lifts - 10.30am
Get to the car, take off steering lock, put seat belts on, lock doors, turn on Hitz.fm, get out of the car park - 10.45am
Reaches nearest place to eat nasi lemak i.e. Village Park + look for parking - 11.24am
Finish breakfast....
You know what, I think you get the picture.

Dammit!