So I thought I was good with computers.
Ok not computers to be exact. You know, some things to do with computers.
Like installing a stupid drive for my LAN connection. That sort.
Then I was literally forced into using Excel spreadsheets. Which I thought okay, its a bunch of columns with lots of numbers in it. NO?
I was messing around with it and couldn't get anywhere. So I called up my dude, figured he'd be more of a genius than I was at this........
Me: Hey can you help me with this Excel thing? I can't seem to see the numbers.
Him: What numbers?
Me: These columns are giving me stars!!!!!
Him: What stars?? *Lots of noise going around in the background. Must be real busy at work*
Ok not computers to be exact. You know, some things to do with computers.
Like installing a stupid drive for my LAN connection. That sort.
Then I was literally forced into using Excel spreadsheets. Which I thought okay, its a bunch of columns with lots of numbers in it. NO?
I was messing around with it and couldn't get anywhere. So I called up my dude, figured he'd be more of a genius than I was at this........
Me: Hey can you help me with this Excel thing? I can't seem to see the numbers.
Him: What numbers?
Me: These columns are giving me stars!!!!!
Him: What stars?? *Lots of noise going around in the background. Must be real busy at work*
Me: OK not stars!! Those little hash things! They're not showing numbers!! *panics*
Him: Right, which columns are they on?
Me: What columns?
Him: Aiyooooooooooo.....*I should think that by this time he really thought I was stupid.* A, B, C, D, which one?
Me: Ohhhhh....C
Him: Double click the line between C and D.
Me: Double click?? What the??! (And there I was thinking "what is he trying to ask me to do????")
But I clicked anyway. Being the idiot that I am, I actually went WOWWWWWW when the figures popped out.
Ok this shows how stupid I am.
Anywayyys. The story continues. Yeah, it doesn't end here. Me and my superb brain right?
So I continues clicking away...still thinking that Excel is SOOoooooOOoo difficult to use. Can't blame me. I'm not trained to use this.
Phone rings again.
Me: Helloooo. HELP AGAIN!!!
Him: Ok. What now?
Me: How do I add those numbers up?
Him: *thinks that's not really a question*. What numbers? Click on an empty column....
Me: WHAT??! I have to alter the whole document?
Him: uhh-oh ok you just want to see the sum?
Me: Yah
Him: Select the numbers you want to add up....
Me: uh huh...done...
Him: It shows the sum added on the bottom left corner of the screen
Me: *stares into the screen*. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID I FELT????!
It was really stressful.
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