Life full with laughter

Amazing song. Lousy MTV.





Would LOVE for this song to be dedicated to me.

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Complaints

I was reminiscing the past when I found out how unfair life can be.

There are so many why questions that can be asked but I'll never know the answer to.

But I can complain!

Complaints of 8 January 2010

1. I got dragged out of a school I loved with all my friends that I never got to graduate with.

2. So now I've got friends scattered all over the place and yet not a few close enough to always keep in touch with

3. I have a fucked up life. Right now.

4. I don't understand why it is so easy to make a misery out of someone's life and take a pinch of salt and rub it in further. Is there no such thing as compassion?

5. Why can't I buy CK underwear with my salary??

(It's because being a numbwit that I am, I spend all my money before I can get hold of it.Physically.)

6. I know I shouldn't but I just went for a quickie retail therapy. It helped. For ten minutes.

7. Fuck. Now I'm in debt.

Ten criteria in becoming a modern chinese woman

Article from The Star:

Ten criteria to becoming a modern Chinese woman

Women from China must meet 10 criteria including knowing how to tackle the “mistress” problem in order to qualify as modern women, China Press reported.
According to an Internet report, women must know how to dress up and take care of their looks. They must have computer knowledge and be able to clean viruses from computers, it reported.

(hahahahahha. this is hillairious)

“Women must be able to afford a high-end car and a house. They must also cook for their partners and do the house chores,” it said.


(WTF??! I might as well marry myself then)

The daily reported that the women must be able to protect themselves if they encounter robbers.

(and remind me again why we need men?)

As more Chinese people get richer, a 32-year-old woman from Beijing said she must take good care of herself in order to “compete” with mistresses.
“I decided to take good care of myself because when I am in my 40s, I have to face the challenge from those in their 20s,” she said.

(ok I guess this if fair enough. But it's still screwed up. How come guys don't have to take care of their looks and why aren't they worried we'll go running after 20 year old boys?)

So in conclusion: Girl choose to marry boy (or vice versa), girl has to work, earn more money, clean the house, take care of herself AND clean the guy's mess......

So what does the guy do?

Guys, no hard feelings. I'm merely attacking the article, not you. thankyouverymuch.

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